FMB Racing

**BREAKING NEWS**

Jack Stroskin, the now former driver signed to FMB as of late S8, has broken his contract with the FMB Racing stable and has moved on to Full-Throttle Solstice.

Team leader Ryan Williams had this to say about Stroskin's departure:

"It is rather unfortunate to hear about Stroskin's departure not from Stroskin himself but by my sexy secretary whilst fondling my balls. I guess that shows what kind of person Stroskin really is."

In response to the 3-car operation at FMB, which includes Williams in the #28, Josh Chin in the #93, the empty seat will be filled in by Pro-Line S3 champion Jake Poulin.

Car and sponsor information will be provided at a later time for Poulin's car. When asked about joining FMB, Poulin had this to say:

"I'm extremely torqued out over the opportunity given to me by Ryan. Him and I have been best friends for about 12 years now and I just cannot wait to get my balls fondled!"

*BREAKING NEWS**

Not 12 hours after the announcement of Jake Poulin joining FMB, Jake Poulin has been released from FMB Racing.

This comes after Poulin failed his p Brony-piss test. Poulin tested positive for the following:

Extreme Uber Conformist (A)
Extreme Uber Conformist (B)

FMB has made no moves to fill in the seat of Poulin, but an announcement could come by the end of the week.