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Are we running COT tonight?

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Motherfucking Ash Ketchum
an original story
by lemonhead75

MONTH 1

Motherfucking Ash Ketchum. How fucking convenient that as soon as I get back to Cerulean City, I find out that bastard knocked me up. I told him to pull out, but of fucking course he didn’t. How long until my sisters find out? Those cunts won’t stop laughing at me until I kill them, will they? Well, I don’t have to worry about that yet...

MONTH 2

Well fuck, there goes that plan. Fucking Lily wouldn’t take that “stomach flu” shit. That bitch knows. That bitch knows that I know that she knows. I expect the exploitation to begin soon.

MONTH 2 AND ½

I am now required to refer to Lily as “master”. I have to comb her hair, wash her clothes, serve as a footrest, and she has made me repaint her room four times in the past week.

MONTH 3

Lily has been missing for 2 weeks now. Yep, I fucking killed her. I fucking killed that bitch. And her Pokemon. Fuck them. I don’t want to go into details, but lets just say I stabbed her in the face with a butter knife while she was sleeping. Daisy and Violet have been so busy crying, they haven’t even looked at me. I can’t go out in public anymore...

MONTH 4

My life is so much better, all thanks to Gary Oak. He’s fucking good. Sorry Ash, but I fucking hate your guts and I hope you burn in hell. Remember that Butterfree you released a few seasons ago? Gary and I hunted it down and shot it. Hehehehehehe.

MONTH 5

I’ve moved in with Gary. Some would call me a whore for moving in with him 1 month after we started dating. Would you? I didn’t think so, motherfucker. I’ll cut you up, bitch.

MONTH 6

I got a letter from Ash today. He says he misses me . I mailed him back the pregnancy test along with his Butterfree’s eyes.

MONTH 7

Aparentally that was considered “rude”. Fucking bitch won’t even write me back, so I can’t berate him more. I have no outlet for my rage...

MONTH 8

I killed Tracy. You remember that artsy pansy from the Orange Islands? I asked Proffesor Oak to send him over to do a portrait of my Goldeen. Goldeen used horn drill. I’m keeping the bloodstained portrait as a memento. Fuck, this bitch in my belly needs to come out now. If I could walk by myself, I would leave right now. Fucking Gary started inviting over his “day friends” a few weeks ago.

MONTH 8 ½

Gary left in his car with that bitch Jesse. I’m all alone. I’ve managed to crawl to the kitchen so I can feed myself. God fucking dammit...

MONTH 9

Whew, finally got that bitch out of me. I think I’ll name her Janet. Bitches hate the name Janet, and I don’t exactly love this thing either. I called Brock a few days before, when I knew I was getting close. That bitch should be a nurse. So now I’m stuck in Gary’s god forsaken apartment with Janet and Brock. Fuck you Ash Ketchum.

Hay, you suck. Here's a copypastea to compliment the fail.

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I am disappoint is an exciting new meme that appeared last Thursday. This meme was amazingly not forced, and anon was quick to accept it as a meme. Since original content is so rare these days anonymous quickly swarmed the thread and it managed to last a few hours. That is, until a cumdumpster decided to come in and period all over it. The thread was then directed at telling her to gb2 the kitchen.

I don't plan to spam pictures, but this was note-worthy:

Lifee is gooood right now. Got a job, new girlfriend, got money. Just need to get the hell out of my house and into my own and I'm set. lol.

You has the internetz? You set for life bro!

Speaking of which, I'm getting an internet upgrade on the 23rd lmao. And I bought a new wheel that should be here by Monday. And not to mention I just bought weekend tickets for all 3 NASCAR races @ Kentucky in July. Can't wait! Its gonna be an awesome month of July for sure.

Hey Lemonhead, your lover boxxy is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnj8oMe7eOE&feature=feedlik

OHHH MAHHH GAWD

Jordan Robson wrote:

Speaking of which, I'm getting an internet upgrade on the 23rd lmao. And I bought a new wheel that should be here by Monday. And not to mention I just bought weekend tickets for all 3 NASCAR races @ Kentucky in July. Can't wait! Its gonna be an awesome month of July for sure.

I'm gonna be at the cup race, and I'm trying to get my uncle to get Nationwide tickets. Have you been there before?

NASCARGearHead wrote:

Hey Lemonhead, your lover boxxy is back.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nnj8oMe7eOE&feature=feedlik

He wishes he could tap that lmao

Saw a race car (I think a late model that looked like it was from the 80's or a hobby stock car) driving down one of the main roads here and I think it might've been headed to Lanier National Speedway

Hyland you should toss me your cell number for Kentucky and I'll tell you where I'm sittin' lol. And then we can go throw eggs at Kyle Busch's car during the race.

Anyone want to know what our Moto sheets look like for bmx? Its pretty much a sheet that tells you who you will race in your one of three "motos" or just races lol, what his or her bike number is, how old they are and where they are from, what their sponsor is, and what they placed in their first, second, and third race. See if you can figure it out Even though it explains itself, kinda lol. Im not on one of these sheets, because this is a race in Rockford lol although anyone from florida that you spot, i probably know.

http://media.go211.com/files/moto_uploader/1308418967.pdf

bmxrcodol04 wrote:

Anyone want to know what our Moto sheets look like for bmx? Its pretty much a sheet that tells you who you will race in your one of three "motos" or just races lol, what his or her bike number is, how old they are and where they are from, what their sponsor is, and what they placed in their first, second, and third race. See if you can figure it out Even though it explains itself, kinda lol. Im not on one of these sheets, because this is a race in Rockford lol although anyone from florida that you spot, i probably know.

http://media.go211.com/files/moto_uploader/1308418967.pdf

Rockford, Illinois? We used to live there and my brother ran BMX races quite a bit. I can't remember the name of the track though.

Freakin washer just overflowed and flooded the laundry room.

Jordan Robson wrote:

Hyland you should toss me your cell number for Kentucky and I'll tell you where I'm sittin' lol. And then we can go throw eggs at Kyle Busch's car during the race.

rofl sounds like a plan. My number's on my profile on Facebook. I'll probably be at the track about 2 or 3 hours early so maybe we can meet up there.

Aight cool deal

really glad i didnt find a ride to South Boston because its starting to rain there. hopefully it will be postponed and i can go tomorrow

I got a rouge program, anything i can do besides reformatting?

Yer fucked pretty much.

ive looked it up and stuff, i got it removed i think and everything is running fine but im sure its still in there, I'm just gonna reformat

Just got back from the waterpark, probably a bad idea to have a few drinks when I'm going on some actually pretty fucking gnarly slides lmao.

I jsut read through the comments on a Yahoo.com article, and I am in pain.