NASCARs at Atlanta/Indycar/Everything else not important

LET'S GO NASCARs RACING BOYS!!!!!!!!!!11

Indycar/ALMS at Baltimore is gonna be incredible.


Fastest car overall in practice is Kyle Marcelli in the Intersport LMPC car.

Why is Seig's team running 4 trucks this weekend.

I'm going to Baltimore tomorrow..when's it gonna be?

ALMS is at 4:30 EST tommorow, Indy Lights are at Noon EST sunday, Indycar is at 2:45 EST Sunday.

trbfan wrote:

Why is Seig's team running 4 trucks this weekend.

Because they're poor.

Brads car looks sick as hell with the yellow numbers and spoiler. Pauls to.

It's "gold" lol

Hilarious moment from ALMS qualifying.

Its really weird watching that cause I walked across that same street a couple months ago.

Track Information
Hotlanta Motor Super Speedway is a 1.5-mile oval built in Georgia (the country). It is one of the few international stops on the Winston Cup Championship Trail. Leave it to the foreigners to take our good idea of 1.5-mile quad-ovals and build a couple of their own pretending they invented it. I don't know why America doesn't just cut off the rest of the world's Internet since it's housed in Al Gore's basement and powered by American Ethanol.

Burton Schmidt, father of "Furniture" Rowgan Schmidt, owns the track to try to get the money back to the America's people. So that's why we still run here. So basically we took the Georgian people's money so they won't do bad things like buy U.S. exports and instead we use this money to build the four-lane highway in Charlotte that Burton Schmidt built. Too bad he didn't build it in Kentucky.

Bobby Stavolabonte
He's so damn good here, okay. He will win Sunday.

Storylines
I think I heard Carl Edwards was going to Joe Gibbs Racing maybe.

Travis Waffle and José Julio Yeley have swapped rides thanks to sponsorship from 4LOKO.

Poverty Masters are going hard and sponsoring $cott "we r hu we r" $peed and the water bottle full of whiskey in his gold #46 Trans-Am.

Past Winners
1960: "Fireball" Robert Labonte
1961: Benny Parsons
1962: Jason White
1963: Dale Earnhardt, Jr. Johnson, father of Jimmy Johnston, owner of Jimmy Johns
1964: "Gentle" Ned Jarrett
1965: Mark Marvin Panch, who for years worried he'd have to retire without a Hotlanta win
1966: Ronald "The President" Reagan
1967: The Hutchens Device
1968: "Thee" Roy Yarborough
1969: "Thee" Roy Yarborough
1970: Ronald "The President" Reagan
1971: Ronald "The President" Reagan
1972: Liz Allison, who became a commentator when she retired
1973: Benny Parsons
1974: Ronald "The President" Reagan
1975: Bootie Barker, before he was the host of Price Is Right and then quit to be a crew chieftain
1976: Dave Marcis, father of Marc Davis who has never won here yet
1977: DeRell "Wall" Vick, one of his sons Michael (the black Michael Vick and not the white NASCAR driver turned announcer Mike "All" Vick) played in Hotlanta for their NBA team until he took a position at PETA
1978: Allison Legacy, who has a series of minicups named after herself now
1979: Neil Hobbit, his name backwards is lien
1980: Cale Gale
1981: Neil Hobbit
1982: Liz Allison
1983: Neil Hobbit
1984: Dale Jarrett
1985: "Cell Phone" Bill "Auzzin Biwool Ehlwet frawm Duwhsinvul" Elliott
1986: Dale Jarrett
1987: "Billion Dollar" Bill Gates
1988: Rushy Wallace, who used the earliest DraftTrax technology to help him win
1989: Dale Jarrett
1990: Shepherd Morgan
1991: Mart Markin
1992: Dollar "Bill Elliott" Sadler
1993: Rushy Wallace
1994: Mart Markin
1995: Dale Jarrett
1996: BOBBY
1997: BOBBY
1998: BOBBY
1999: BOBBY
2000: Jerry "Neigh" Dew, son of race sponsor Mountain Dew which is why he won
2001: BOBBY
2002: BOBBY
2003: BOBBY
2004: BOBBY
2005: BOBBY
2006: BOBBY
2007: BOBBY
2008: BOBBY
2009: BOBBY
2010: BOBBY
2011: BOBBY

Woot

fucking so stupid. Timmy lost 3rd and 4th on the initial god damn start.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ vroom vrooom FIELD FILLER FIELD FILLER FIELD FILLER zzzzzzzzzzz

That describes this race so far.

Cup Lite's are awesume

Boise St Game > This

Finally good racing for the lead and whats ESPN do? COMMERCIAL HURRRR

For fuck sakes. Now the 15 is pouring oil for somewhere.

Congrats on your ROTY lead Blake.

Glad to see Stenhosue up there, hopefully he doesn't get wrecked on the RS.

And there goes Timmy's speedway car hard in the wall. Fuck this race.

You sure that was Timmys car because I didn't see the yellow numbers on that car..

No, it was the 71. The car the 71 is running is Timmy's speedway car.

NASCAR is also being a bunch of dipshits tonight. They're telling lap cars to run the bottom, where all the leaders are running, instead of the top. And now lead cars are raging at the teams because of it.

And trans #2 goes boom in epic proportion.

Hoping the cup drivers get taken out somehow, but I doubt that will happen. I'm really surprised NASCAR hasn't done shit about the lap cars, been a helluva lot of dodging them tonight.

Oh good one ESPN, go to commercial when the caution comes out.