Stiffy Motorsports

After a long talk with Front Row Motorsports so we could have access to their godly cars, we have struck an agreement to run 1 Ford and 1 Chevy for the entire season. After our Ford was destroyed at Bristol by the Cunt in the #93 we had to roll out the Chevy for Infineon. After being run off the track by a part timer, we saw our race go into the tire barrier literally. But, we were able to fix the car for Richmond coming up in a few weeks. Thankfully, Chad has fixed our Ford to perfect condition for Talladega, Texas, and Charlotte. AND, because of Elliot Sadler's horrific wreck and the generosity of his team at Pocono, we were able to pick up a slightly used FR9 engine! Yay!

Here's the old Chevy fixed up for Richmond. The FlipNBags Ford for Talladega is still being wrapped.

Our Talladega scheme:



Texas and Charlotte:



Back to the Chevy for Richmond!

Extenze Departs Stiffy Motorsports?

Due to racing god Kevin Conway getting fired from Front Row Motorsports for sucking uncontrollably, Extenze has decided to leave Stiffy Motorsports. "Extenze has decided to follow their shit driver to what ever S&P ARCA team he ends up at and that doesn't suprise me." said team owner Klaus Graf in a press release behind the dumpster out back. Extenze was supposed to sponsor Stiffy Motorsports for the final race of the year at Atlanta. "We have formed a relationship to borrow an Aaron's car from Jew Krikorian for the race. We'll be fine."

Fancy new car/sponsor for Stiffy at Atlanta? New driver?

Stiffy Motorsports is pleased to announce that they have picked at one of Divad Krikerian's dominant Toyota chassis's to be run at Atlanta for the final race of the year. Also, Fred's has signed as the primary sponsor for the event. "We are pleased to have such a good car and a great sponsor for the event after Extenze decided to GTFO. We should have a great race."

A picture of the car can be seen below:



Also, Stiffy is pleased to announce Kenny Boyd to their lineup for this year. "Kenny will run a progressive start and park schedule until we feel like he is ready to run full races." He will pilot the unsponsored #38 for Stiffy Motorsports for most of the remainder of the season hopefully starting at Talladega. "He will park most races unless we feel he is stable enough to run."

Stiffy Motorsports Cancel's Contract with Lafferty Engine Development?

After driver Ian Hann blew up on the starting grid of Tuesday's Wheeler Weedfield's 300 at Texas, the team has canceled their engine contract with Lafferty Performance effective immediately. "Absolute bull shit the thing blows up sitting on pit road" were his comments. The team has resigned with ECR engines and was seen at Caleb Wheeler's team shop stealing some engines from the shed out back for this weeks race at Charlotte. ECR engines will return under the hood at Richmond and the team will look to kick David Krikorian's Jewish ass!