Texas Motor Speedway (7-21-2011) Team Light-Coors cars have opposite finishes:
The race tonight at Texas Motor Speedway left Caleb Paul with a top 5 finish, but for the other Light-Coors car of Jake Poulin, it was a different story. Before the team loaded up on Monday it was found that the team owner of Flatout Motorsports stole the last German motor the team had after Ian Hann smashed through the back window wielding a dildo he used to pry open the crate for the motor, and took off with the motor. Which was supposed to be put into Jake Poulin's car for the race on Thursday, so the team ended up putting a used Mexi motor that blew up in Caleb Paul's #6 Late Model back at Colorado National that was rebuilt with NASCAR Licensed Trojan Condoms and ducktape.
When we unloaded off the truck early Thursday morning, we noticed Jake Poulin's car in practice had a bad shake in the car when it was under load in the turns, but still ran up to speed. We decided to go into the race with the motor in the shape it was, and Jake's team paid the price when shortly after the green flag, his motor combusted down the back straightaway and let out a fierce trail of condoms, coca-cola and other miscellaneous parts on the track.
Jake Poulin left the track enraged, but later came back to watch his team owner for the rest of the race, and fortunately, Caleb Paul's night went fantastic and stayed inside the top 5 throughout the whole race and was able to come home in 4th place.
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R.I.P. Dan Wheldon #77
3X Retro Series Champion
2X ROC Champion
2X ASA Champion
1X RIROC Champion
AF:
4-3 DEN:
4-3 PIT:
3-3Online Career:
Top 5's: 279
Top 10's: 426
Poles: 29
Wins: 81
Championships: 6
iRacing wins: 21
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