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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:10 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:11 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:12 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:13 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:14 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:21 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hi
Stranger: male 19
You: female 13
Stranger: gimme a space between your thighs and i'll eat them up
You: do u mean sex or something
Stranger: hmm,
You: adults are... fun...
Stranger: am i fun?
You: if you keep talking like that to me then you are
Stranger: oh baby, but you are small, and i might be cruel sometimes,,,
Stranger: you know,,
You: thats ok
Stranger: That is?
Stranger: I mean, would you be able to, take the pressure?
Stranger: to bear it?
You: hell yea
Stranger: what do you look like?
You: i'm a blonde
Stranger: oh i like fucking blondes.
Stranger: and?
Stranger: you're fair?
You: yeah
You: i hit puberty early too
You: i plan on becoming a stripper when i'm older
Stranger: what's your height
Stranger: ?
You: 5 ft 7
You: i think
Stranger: oh babe, you are very tall!!!
Stranger: well, I'm 5'8, black hair, black eyes, glasses.
You: my mom says i am very tall for my age and all the boys in my school think im hot
Stranger: wanna see my pic?
You: sure
Stranger: hold on
Stranger: hold on, alrite?
You: ok
Stranger: Yep, it's being uploaded
Stranger: hey, but they are clean pics, alrite?
You: yeah
Stranger: so, what are you wearing?
You: red dress
Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/l9JhA.jpg
Stranger: http://i.imgur.com/KJnJr.jpg
Stranger: what kinda red dress?
You: i dont know i'll find out what kind of dress it is now tho
You: its a sheath dress
Stranger: hehe, hold on,i'll have to google it
You: ok
Stranger: wow, loved it!!
You: thanks
Stranger: is it tight?
You: yeah
Stranger: oh,,,,
Stranger: and i come closer to you,,,,,and i roll a finger on your neck and on your chest....
Stranger: you wan't me to open it?
You: yeah!
You: im getting horny
You: this is making me horny
Stranger: and i rub my fingers on your dress, on your belly, and draw my face closer to you and say,,"it sure will..."
Stranger: you are wearing a bra?
You: yeah
Stranger: there?
You: yeah, you wanna squeeze my boobs?
Stranger: u are?
Stranger: wearing a bra?
You: yea
Stranger: yes,,,,,i wanna squeeze them,,,
Stranger: and i place my hands on your boobs...
You: then get right on in there!
Stranger: I can feel them thro the dress.....
Stranger: those two nice bumps...
You: ooh that's HOT
Stranger: and i cup my hands on your boobs thro the dress, ,,,and i make the cup smaller...
Stranger: and smaller..
Stranger: and grab those boobs...
You: i like this! a lot!
Stranger: and i start squeezing them..
You: oh yea!
Stranger: i squeeze them, and lick your neck.....all the way up to your ear, and whisper..."you like this squeezing??"
You: yeah i do
Stranger: "good"
You: it is isnt it
You: squeeze them more!!!
Stranger: what is?
You: squeezing my tits is good
Stranger: "yea baby,,,,,it is good"
You: more! MORE!!!!!
Stranger: and i squeeze them again,,,
You: hell YEAH!!!!!
Stranger: and i keep squeezing them.
You: YEAH!!!
You: The Federal Вureau of Investigation has logged a record of this chat along with the IP addresses of the participants due to potential violation of U.S. law. Reference no. 2334453436. Your IP address has been entered into our suspect database and may be sent to child protective services. Please wait while memory ref. code 90637895 is entered into the database.
Stranger: WHAT THE FUCK
Stranger: YOU BASTARD
Stranger: SON OF A BITCH
You: If you believe this to be a mistake sir then using profanity won't get you anywhere.
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR TINY DICK IT'LL GET ME SOMEWHERE BITCH
You: Agents are being dispatched to your home as we speak. If you try to go anywhere we will have no choice but to use force.
Stranger: MOTHERFUCKER
Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
Stranger: NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
You: The more you use profanity and offensive language the more severe your punishment will be.
Stranger: SUCK MY DICK BITCH
You: dude
You: I'm not really FBI and I'm not a 13 year old girl
You: You've been pedo baited.
You: I have officially exposed your ass as a pedo online
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR TINY DICK NIGGER
You: This is going on encyclopediadramatica.ch
Stranger: YOU SON OF A BITCH
You: oh the lulz!!
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
Stranger: FUCK YOU ASSWIPE
You: U mad?
Stranger: YOU BET YOUR FAT FLABBY ASS IM MAD!!!
Stranger: IM NOT A PEDO
You: Then why did you talk dirty to me when you thought I was a young girl?
Stranger: IT WAS A JOKE YOU NIGGER
Stranger: FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR FAMILY
Stranger: I HOPE YOU DIE IN A FUCKING FIRE
Stranger: DIE BITCH DIE
You: Obvious bullshit is obvious
You: Pedo
Stranger: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU IM NOT A PEDO
You: You clearly are though
You: And Ill download the chat log after this is over
Stranger: YOURE NOT DOWNLOADING SHIT BITCH
Stranger: GO SUCK YOUR OWN DICK
Stranger: OH WAIT YOU CANT BECAUSE ITS SO SMALL!!!!!
You: You may say i have a small dick but you probably have fucken mangina
Stranger: YOUR JELOUS BECAUSE MY DICK IS BIGGER THAN YOUR STUB
You: Rage moar
Stranger: FUCK YOU BITCH
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:24 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:25 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:26 pm

On the 1st of December 2010 some fucking hoebag embedded this video at the top of every board on 4chan, although cute and pretty lulzy at first, prolonged exposure to this video will ultimately drive you to finding the nearest pregnant woman and giving her a forced abortion with a rusty ladel while screaming uncontrollably and crushing your testicles with your bare hands. How hard is it to use AdBlock?
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:27 pm

In the beginning, there was Moot.
On the first day, Moot created 4chan and said "Lord, this is 4chan, bringer of pain."
On the second day, Moot created Anonymous. They became lonely so Moot created Bridget;
Anonymous complained of this trap, but Moot proclaimed "There are no girls on the interbutt, Bridget will suffice."
On the third day, Moot gave man tripcode. "Behold tripcode," he said. "Only ye who wish to forgive may perform."
On the fourth day, Moot created /b/, and many Anonymous rejoiced.
On the fifth day, the server crashed, Moot's creation was in disarray and MYSQL errors killed off many Anonymous with no mercy.
On the sixth day, there was a sticky, and many complained of this sticky and thus proclaimed 'This sticky sux0rz.'
On the seventh day, Moot sold 4chan.
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:30 pm

On the 1st of April 2010, a date which will always be remembered for April fools, took a dark turn for the humble Anonymous posters of 4chan. Moot being the Jew he is, intergrated a 4chan facebook feature, meaning camwhores and faggots can now post directly between the two websights. This will lead to a influx of newfags like Anontalk to CP. Thx Moot, good to see you always stuck out for the team. This was also marked with the second rising of Boxxy in the form of Deafsy. All contact has been lost with /v/, with only images of babby and a J-POP song being seen and heard, its the end, rape your children for you soon won't be able too.

On the 4th of April the facechan functionality was revealed to be a lame April Fool's joke, with the title of /b/ changing to lol i trol u, resulting in much bawwing and rage. Joke's on moot, though, as any faggot knows that you have to admit to your joke by midday on April 1st. Although the faggots that fell for it fail just as hard.
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:33 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:35 pm

RAGE is the leading cause of INTERNET HATE, steroidal hacking and rAIDS. As we all know, THE INTERNET IS SERIOUS BUSINESS and evokes all manner of e-motion. None, however, crosses the blood/brain barrier as quickly as pure, unadulterated RAGE of the *chan variety. Be it shady attention whores, Internet fluff guys or faggotry of the highest order, when Anon's hackles are rankled, there's no knowing what will happen. But before it does, the emotion is frequently expressed thusly:
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:37 pm

Here are some examples of what you could put in the FFFUUUUUUU cartoon:

A cat waking you up by peeing on your blanket
A girl commenting on how small your penis is
Your brother walking in while you have sex with his 9-year old daughter
Too much crack
You lose at Street Fighter II
Somebody shutting off the power to your computer while you are editing an ED article
Being groggy in the morning after a night of drinking and discovering that you shit all over the kitchen
Waking up in a bathroom stall in a train station with a very sore ass
Sniffing your sister's panties and then discovering a skid mark in the crotch
Not enough crack
Going OCD crazy over the disorder of your mp3 files
Someone poops in the pool
Farting in bed, with a girl, just as you are about to lose your virginity
Finding out that your mom has chlamydia
Realizing that you are a sick fuck
While you are jacking off, you watch a spider crawl across the computer table in front of you
Any situation even remotely involving The Janus Brothers
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:50 pm

My first day in Bel-Air was very awkward. I didn't know the Banks, and even though they were all family, they were total strangers. My aunt Vivian was very kind and welcoming. My uncle Phil was friendly as well, but at the same time very intimidating. My cousins Carlton and Hilary were nice enough, but our personalities definitely clashed. This, of course, led to many bizarre and crazy adventures. I was a fish out of water, basically. I grew up in the tough streets of Philedelphia. I didn't have very much money. To keep my head above water financially I would release rap albums and appear in films, Including Men In Black, Wild Wild West, and I, Robot. Now, I was thrown into a whole new world. The world of the upperclassman. The wealthy. The sophisticated. The whole ordeal was just crazy for me. It was hard at first, but the move to Bel-Air became worth it as soon as I got to know Ashley, another cousin I shared my new home with. Ashley was just your average teenage girl I guess, with typical teenage girl problems- boy troubles, insecurity, school, etc. I got along with her pretty well, better than Carlton or Hilary at least. We didn't fight or cause problems for one another so I found it very comforting to spend time around her. She even seemed to enjoy my in-your-face, quirky attitude at times, unlike the others who found it tedious and exhausting. I found myself growing very close to her. The first few years were a lot of fun. I really turned the Banks lives upside down. Just as I had found my life changed completely, so did they. I got up to a lot of mischief in Bel-Air. The Banks would often get involved in this, much to their dismay. I was definitely a handful for them, but I think deep down they enjoyed my stay in Bel-Air. I think they knew I meant well and no matter how much trouble I got in my intentions were always pure. As time passed I continued to get closer to Ashley. I would help her with her problems and she really appreciated that. It was innocent enough at first. She was just a good friend and I enjoyed her company. But things changed quickly. After enough time in Bel-Air, I fell in love with her. I felt guilty for feeling this way. She was my cousin! How could I be attracted to her? I knew it was wrong and I tried to ignore my feelings at first. I tried to convince myself I wasn't in love with her, but it was difficult. I began to try to distance myself from her before my feelings got any more intense. However, I could only keep lying to myself for so long. I tried to accept the fact that I could never be more than a cousin to her. We could never be "together," no matter how bad I wanted her. I was ok for a little while. I started to accept the fact that my love for Ashley could never become anything more than fantasy, but sharing a home with her made this extremely tough. I couldn't avoid her even if I wanted too. By then we were already good friends and she had learned she could confide in me with her problems and her thoughts, so she was always coming to me to talk. Ashley sure didn't make it easy for me.

One day, when I had the house all to myself, I walked past Ashley's room and saw that her door was left open. I peaked in and saw a pair of her panties on the floor. A purple thong. It made me horny just looking at it. "That's disgusting," I said to myself. "She's your cousin." I walked away from her door and tried to forget it. I began to walk downstairs when I stopped myself. I turned around and went back to her room. I walked in and spent about an hour sniffing Ashley's used panties. I got so horny as I sat on her bed, sampling her sweet vaginal odors. I licked the inside of every pair of panties I could find, desperate to get any taste of her sweet pussy that I could. Finally I was able to accept my feelings for Ashley. I was no longer disgusted with myself and I enjoyed every whiff of Ashley's pussy that I could get. Then, she walked in. I had lost track of time and I didn't realize school was over for the day. She walked in on me sniffing a blue thong I took out of her hamper. "Will!" she said. "What are you doing!?"
"Is anyone else here?" I asked.
"No," she said. "Will..." I shut her door and locked it. "What are you doing in my room, Will?" she asked, sort of panic stricken.
"I'm sorry, Ashley. It's time. Lay down."
"What? No!" she replied. I grabbed her and forced her onto her bed. She tried to scream but I covered her mouth with my hand. She was helpless. She fought with all her strength but I was too big for her. she kicked, scratched, and bit, but it just made me hornier. I tore her clothes off and admired her beautiful body. She continued to scream her desperate screams, none of them being heard by anyone but me and her. I tore my clothes off and imposed my will on her. I didn't think she was a virgin, but she had a pussy that was only tight enough to be a virgins. She cried out in pain as I fucked her. It didn't take long. Only a few seconds and I was ready to cum all over her pretty face. I pulled out and shot my load right into her face. She cried in humiliation. The more she cried the hornier I got. In fact, I was already ready for round too. I flipped her over and smacked her beautiful ass a few times. She continued to cry, and it only got worse when I shoved my dick into her tight little virgin asshole. It was so fucking tight I could barely fit it in her.
"PLEASE WILL! I HAVE ALL YOUR ALBUMS! PLEASE DON'T RAPE ME. I'VE SEEN 'WILD WILD WEST' 3 TIMES! DON'T RAPE ME!!!"
"That's very flattering," I said, "but I'm not finished with you." I continued to rape her anally. It was the greatest moment of my life. Her ass was so god damn tight. Finally I came again, shooting a gigantic load of cum directly into her black ass. I pulled out and spread her asshole open and watched my cum drop out all over the bed. I scooped some of it up with my fingers and made her lick it off. She struggled but eventually gave in. I made her eat all the cum I could manage to scoop out of her asshole. Her cried were quiet now. I guess she lost her voice. She could only sob quietly as I forced her to eat my cum fresh out of her asshole.
"Please, no more!" she said weakly.
"I'm done with you for now. But I'll be back for you. I'm going to keep fucking you for as long as I'm in Bel-Air. You are mine now, Ashley. Your pussy and your tight asshole belong to me. I hope you like eating cum because you're gonna be doing a lot of that." She looked up at me. A combination of cum and tears flowed down her face. Weakly and painfully, she looked me in the eye, wiped her tears away and said "You're moving with your aunte and uncle in bel-air"
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 1:55 pm

OK, so, I walked into the stable.
Me and my sister always went to look after our horse.
The stables weren't ours, see. We rented one.
Since the horse was really my sisters,
she would tend to her horse
while I would wonder around.
Today it was raining, so I was soaking wet,
so I snuck off into the stable
on the other side of the farm from where everyone else was.
I thought it was empty, but when I closed the door
nd turned round a great white stallion was in front of me,
and kept nipping at my clothes.
I startd to pet him and he walked over to the other side
of the stable and started eating from his haynet,
I walked over behind him, cautiously,
then I noticed something
which changed the way
I thought about horses forever...
He lifted up his tail.
I could see his butthole in full view.
I felt myself go rock hard in my pants in seconds.
I carried on looking, and moved my head in a little closer.
A bit more... Then I noticed it start stretching.
Piles of horse crap started pouring out.
It was the most arousing thing I ever saw.
I looked at the fresh pile of crap on the floor.
I don't know why, but I picked some up and smelt it.
It smelt so good.
So fresh.
I started running my hand softly over his rear.
As I did so he moved his tail up
like he had done before.
My god I was so whorrny.
I stood there for about ten minutes
just staring at his butthole.
I then wondered what it'd be like to stick a finger in there.
So I suched my index finger,
and placed it on his butthole.
The horse stopped eating and turned to look at me.
The look in his eyes
was almost like he was saying
"Push lt inside me. I want you to."
He turned back to eating
once I started to apply pressure.
All of a sudden my finger just slipped inside.
I think he started to like it.
I hope he did.
I kept fingering his butthole
It was amazing, just going in and out of him.
God I now wish I'd put my dlck in there.
Unfortunately I couldn't. But I knew what I could do...
I remember thinking of how unsure I was.
I'm not gay, see.
I have a girlfriend who I love,
but this horse was so beautiful.
To RAYPE him would be so raw,
animalistic,
passionate...
I went underneath him,
and began to stroke his stomach,
and moved to his big balls.
They were black. And looked so hot.
Like tennis balls.
When I touched them
I could feel him shudder slightly.
He absolutely loved it...
I started to gently rub them.
I closed my eyes and pictures what I was doing.
It was amazing.
I stopped
and went back up to his butthole again.
This time, instead of putting my hand there...
I moved my face into his crack.
Once more, he lifted up his tail.
This time, I stuck out my tongue,
and began to Llck him.
The amazing thing was though,
I really could feel him moving
his butt onto my face.
He kept moving backwards
until my face was pressed against the wall
by his beautful butthole.
And I didn't stop Llcking.
I just grabbed hold of his rear
and pulled him more into my face.
I suddenly felt his butthole spread
I realized what was about to fill my mouth,
and my god I wanted it so bad.
The crap clogged up my mouth.
I gagged but swallowed.
Some more came out, and I swallowed that.
It tasted so good,
straight from his butthole to my mouth.
I moved back a little bit to catch my breath
and looked at his butt.
It looked so tasty, so good.
He took a step back again,
pressing my face back into his butt,
like I wasn't allowed to stop until he was satisfied.
He suddenly stopped rubbing
his butthole on my face,
and walked back to feeding.
I decided he'd had enough for today,
and turned to walk out...
But I didn't leave...
When I turned round,
the biggest dlck I have ever seen
was dangling from between his legs
Oh my god it was so beautiful
A huge black and pink dlck
that must have been the size of my arm
dangling down.
I had to succk it.
I wanted it in my mouth.
I walked back over to him
and got on my knees and felt it.
It was incredible, like rubber,
but nicer feeling.
I started to w4nch him.
I tugged on his dlck
like someone was forcing me
to with a gun at my head.
He started to whinny slightly,
that made me so much hotter.
I then sarted to Llck the end of his shaft,
which made the entire thing rear up and slap his belly,
so I reajusted myself
so I could start liching it at the new height.
I then cupped his balls in my hands
and started to such the tip,
and felt his butt bucking a bit...
I remember wondering
if he was actually trying to raype my face.
he kept thrusting at my face,
and it was wonderful.
The horse wanted to raype me!
How could I be so lucky!?
He wanted to ram his dlck down my throat
and make me swallow his red hot sticky load of cumm
that was sure enough gonna burst
from the end of this massive shaft
he was forcing into my mouth.
Then it struck me,
I got a bit worried at that point,
wondering if I might choke,
or he might spray it all over me,
or if he might try to actually mount ME,
I wouldn't like him to mount me.
I tried to stop suching him
to catch my breath by moving my head to the right,
at this, the horse just turned to the right
and started thrusting at my face
with his solid member.
The thing was though,
he kept getting it in my mouth.
I tried again,
but once more he forced it down my throat.
I just kept taking what was being
forced on me at that point.
I took my hands off his balls
and started jacking off his dlck some more.
He pulled back a bit and stopped thrusting,
and I felt his dlck twitch in my hands.
I realized what was gonna happen,
so started jacking him as fast as I could...
And then...It was like someone got a hosepipe on me.
He gushed out cumm in my mouth,
but the amount was so ridiculous
I couldn't keep hardly any of it in.
It went all over my face.
He kept going and going.
Waves of cumm just kept shooting out all over me
as I just sat there,
unable to do anything except take it.
At that point he turned round.
I looked up only to see a tail rising.
I knew what he wanted.
He was such a dirty boy.
I watched as his butthole
twitched in that seyxy way,
and then opened my mouth wide,
and sure enough, the golden-brown
wonderfully scented crap of this beautiful creature
that forced me to swallow its cumm
was now filling my mouth again.
I swallowed it all.
It tasted so, so, so good.
Nearly as good as his cumm.
I watched him walk over to the other end of the stable
and lie down, clearly exhausted,
as I sat there, a face covered in horse cumm,
and with the taste of his crap in my mouth.
Man I felt good.
I took off my jumper and used it to wipe my face down.
As I walked out, I heard my sister in the other stable.
I couldn't figure out what she was doing
to her horse billy, he was whinnying.
I peeped round the corner to see my sister
bent over his tack box,
with him on top of her,
thrusting at her.
She was findling her breast with one hand,
and using the other for support.
Billy was clearly having the time of his life,
and my sister was too,
though she wasn't making a lot of noise,
it was clear she'd done this before.
After this my mind was made up;
I was going to raype a horse.
I walked in.
My sister exclaimed
"OH MY GOD!!! DON'T LOOK! GET OUT!!!"
"It's ok..." I said, and dropped my pants.
My sister looked at my rock solid member
and said "I don't want you..."
I looked at her and replied
"And I don't want you,
but Billys butt looks mighty tempting
while he's rapeing the living hell out of you!"
My sister grinned and pointed to a box.
I pulled it behind Billy
who started pounding at my sister again.
I lined my dlck up with his hole
and started thrusting at him.
It was the best day of my life without a doubt.
rapeing the tight butthole of a mighty stallion
that was fucking the tight pussi of my sister.
I heard her say "Keep going!"
And she got out from under him,
and then started to such him.
I looked over seeing her take nearly all the d.ck
into her throat! I couldn't believe it!
I saw the lump slide down her throat,
she could do it and still breathe!
She is so lucky...
Billy rayped my sisters face
as her muffled groans only made me harder
inside the tight cave of his butthole.
I screamed out to my sister
"I'M GONNA CUMM IN HIS BUTT"
To which she gave an extremely loud muffled moan.
I couldn't hold it anymore.
I shot my load inside Billys sexy butt
and then lay over him,
exasperated while he continued
rayping my sisters throat.
I walked out and left.
After realising what happened
I was so happy I didn't even want to finish
watching my sister get face rayped by the horse.
I got into the horse wagon and
waited for her to return.
It was my best day... Ever...
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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:01 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Rambling cluster of retarded stories thread   Fri Jun 17, 2011 2:02 pm

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